Teacher: Blah blah earth blah blah. Now write an essay and do page 150 and 151.
Pupil: I was not hear last week and have no clue what you are talking about.
Teacher: OMG, do i have to explain everything?
Pupil: Yes. You're a teacher and that's your job.
Teacher: *explodes*
And then she went on about half an hour about these parents who are up themselves and take kids out of schools for holiday and expects them to be able to just fit back in and YOU YOUNG LADY OF ALL PEOPLE cannot afford to waste time like that.
I good way to tell teacher when you're absent on that day~~ ><